{"id":5174,"date":"2010-03-15T10:37:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T10:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/communicatescience.com\/zoonomian\/?p=5174"},"modified":"2013-01-26T03:48:38","modified_gmt":"2013-01-26T03:48:38","slug":"how-would-you-break-the-eerie-silence-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/communicatescience.com\/zoonomian\/2010\/03\/15\/how-would-you-break-the-eerie-silence-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"How would you break the ‘eerie silence’ – WINNERS!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In February, I told you in this post<\/a> about a competition sponsored by publishers Penguin UK together with National Science and Engineering Week<\/a>, that asked YOU to suggest a message we might beam into space at the aliens.\u00a0 The idea stemmed from Paul Davies’s new book ‘The Eerie Silence’ .<\/p>\n

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It turns out that nearly 1000 messages received from all over the world are, as of 2pm 12th March, winging their way across the cosmos in the direction of the Orion nebula, courtesy of BT\u2019s Goonhilly Earth Station in Cornwall.\u00a0\u00a0 This was the first day of National Science and Engineering Week UK, and included The Big Bang event at Manchester Central Conference Centre.\u00a0 Joining the event, astrophysicist author Davies said:<\/p>\n

\u201cFrom time to time, humans have deliberately beamed powerful messages into space to attract the attention of any cosmic company. On Friday, a big radio dish in Cornwall will do just that, conveying a selection of messages from earthlings to anyone who cares to listen. The messages will be directed towards the Orion nebula, a stellar nursery that would be an attractive location for an advanced alien community with astro-engineering prowess. It will take over 1,200 years for the messages to arrive, travelling at the speed of light, and I for one won\u2019t be around to receive any reply. But the purpose of the exercise is not so much to establish a dialogue with ET. Rather, it is to get young people to reflect on some deep issues, such as whether or not we are alone in the vastness of space, what is mankind\u2019s place in the universe, and why after 50 years of patient listening SETI astronomers are greeted by only an eerie silence? \u00a0What is more, it is a bit of fun<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

And now the really interesting bit.\u00a0 These are the top 50 winning entries.<\/h3>\n

What have we said……..!<\/h3>\n

(Actually, scanning through these, I think we’re safe from invasion – malevolent or otherwise ;-))<\/p>\n

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Andrew Glester, Manchester<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

If you’ve been watching our television broadcasts, I’d like to apologise for everything before and after Carl Sagan’s Cosmos.<\/p>\n

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Karen Zold, Nailsea<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Beautiful blue planet, teeming with life located on the edge of the Milky Way.\u00a0\u00a0Fantastic views of the Andromeda Galaxy and beyond into infinity.\u00a0\u00a0Perhaps the best location in the Universe ?1 Trillion Trillion Trillion Trillion ONO. Must be prepared to look after current resident flora and fauna<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Jill Dawson, Isle of Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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My Dad has told me for 43 years I was left behind by an alien spaceship so to all my relatives out there PLEASE CALL ROUND FOR COFFEE I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Linda Irwin, McCall, ID, USA<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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We are energy of the creationist kind incarnated into carbon based bodies.\u00a0\u00a0We have always been here since energy is only changed, never destroyed.\u00a0\u00a0Who and where are you?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Martijn van vugt, Delft, Netherlands<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hilarious isn’t it? Wait till you see how we run our rock. Definitely worth the visit. Are you on MyOuterSpace, by the way?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dennis Treleaven, London<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Please get in touch and if you could confirm that the universe was not created by god it would answer a lot of arguements down here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Robin Goos, Stockholm<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Requesting interference from other species \/ civilizations. We could use some excitement.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Laura Pritchard, Kidlington<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Probably best you don’t watch our films ET, Independence Day or Mars Attacks before making contact with us….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Natalie Smith, Bristol<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Planet earth – thought it was light years ahead but recently collapsed into\u00a0\u00a0banking black hole, seeks super star for sharing Milky Way, Mars and universal travel.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ernest Long, Ireland<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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NO MISSIONARIES PLEASE<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chris Bergoch, Los Angeles<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello.\u00a0 Your work in our crop fields intrigues me. I would love to know how you do it!\u00a0 Also, why be so mysterious?\u00a0 Why not come down and say hello?\u00a0 We’d love to meet you and become friends!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Mrs Munro, Nottingham<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Did you think YOU were alone in the universe?!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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John Tingay, Sheffield<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Please send us photos of your celebrities.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Andrew Brown, Canmore, Alberta<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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For sale or trade: Several billion tonnes of carbon dioxide. All reasonable offers considered! Must pick up, can not ship.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Tomi Vollauschek, London<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Please move on. Nothing to see here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Amaral, Rio de Janeiro<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Just observe. Keep away. This is a dangerous zone. Our divine entity is called Money. The people here may even\u00a0 kill for their<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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deity. Do not try to understand.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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John Moore, Poole<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Help Wanted! Cleaners, caretakers and peacemakers required for extremely dirty and severely damaged planet.Honesty and integrity a must.We are a equal opportunitys’ employer, applicants of any shape or form will be considered.Blue Earth Agency or uww\/\/earth.cos<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Andrea Smith, Brighton<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Can I have my frisbee back please?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Nicola, Birmingham<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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My name is Nicola and I am 11. Is anybody in space? Is anyone going to reply to me, because I am reallly interested in life in space.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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David Risser, Chicago<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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We Taste Bad !<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Deborah Hubbard, Pretoria<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello, dear aliens. We tend to believe that we’re pretty bright and you’re weird, but I reckon it’s the other way around. Please pop in any time so we can find out. Come for coffee\u00a0\u00a0we do that rather well.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pete Marshall, Westcliff on sea<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4 4 2, whats your favoured formation?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Vicky Haining, Northampton<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hi! If there’s anyone out there, feel free to come and visit, we don’t bite! Do you?!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Helen Cooper, Loughton<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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You aliens have the best fashion sense, green is ‘so in’ at the moment and those huge eyes are a fabulous look!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Will, Washington DC<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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01111001011011110111010100100000 01100001011100100110010100100000 01101110011011110111010000100000 0110000101101100011011110110111001100101<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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( this binary number translates as \u201cyou are not alone\u201d..)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Reg Hewitt, Exeter<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello and welcome to Planet Earth. In order to help you with your invasion you now have two options. If you want to make our world a better place, choose \u201c1″; to follow the precedent of our current leader choose “hash”.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Gary Hall, Dagenham<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Sorry to drop this on you, but we’ve kinda wrecked our planet. Any chance we could come live with you? We’ve got beer…?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Martin Smith, Brighton<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Vacancies for Traffic Wardens.\u00a0\u00a0We are an equal opportunities employer.\u00a0\u00a0Any life form may apply.\u00a0\u00a0Reply to Human\/inhuman Resources stating age (to nearest 1000 Earth years), carbon footprint and any special dietary or respiratory requirements (methane kits available).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Gordon McGuire, Wotton-Under-Edge<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hi.\u00a0\u00a0Could I have a 9 inch meat feast, a margherita, 2 garlic breads and a bottle of diet coke; thanks.\u00a0\u00a0Bye the way, is it still free delivery within 10 billion miles?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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John Waite, Preston<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Two thousand years ago, we had a very enlightening visit from the Creator’s Son. Has he been to visit you yet?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Sue Coggin, Hull<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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What should I pack?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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James England, Walton-on-Thames<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I’ve checked google maps but can’t find you. Where are you?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Steve Simpson, Arlington, Texas<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello from earth! Should you seek our planet in order to find a new home because of excessive pollution on yours, go back. If you had to manipulate your craft around the space junk, that should tell you something about how we live!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ann Barry, Usk, South Wales<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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What’s occurring up there? If you’re late again, dinner’s going in the dog, and I can’t deny it, that other lot don’t look too friendly from by yer.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Eric Rush, Bromley<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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PLANET for Sale. Water and some other resources Sun still works comes with moon. Could be used for spare parts.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Gavin Counahan, Eastbourne<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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OK fess up. What have you done with Elvis?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Andy Cain, Sheffield<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Do you still have Neil Armstrongs golfball up there and if so can we have it back ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Seema Kurup, Elgin<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello! If you’re planning to visit our planet, please know you will need to remove all metal from your person, take your shoes off and submit to a full body scan, carry all liquids\/gels\/aerosols in clear plastic bottles no bigger than 3.4 oz,\u00a0\u00a0surrender all cigarette lighters and batteries, pack all jams and jellies (but pies can be carried on) …oh yes, Welcome to the Earth!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Thomas K, Abu Dhabi<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR HELP IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD 5, 000,000.00) TO A TRUSTED BANK ON YOUR PLANET.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Shawn Roberts, Sydney<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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MAYDAY MAYDAY ,,Celestial vessel Earth,Taking on water fast! ,require immediate assistance,,over.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Austin Lewis, Normal, IL<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello.\u00a0\u00a0My name is Austin Lewis, and I’m an artist.\u00a0\u00a0Here, artists depict things as they are, or as they seem to the artist.\u00a0\u00a0Sometimes we depict things that don’t exist.\u00a0\u00a0What is art where you come from?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Solange Thomas, London<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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My message will include a group of prime numbers, and a binary code that, when stacked properly, shows a picture of a man waving, our planet location in our solar system, and a strand of DNA. I think the wave will indicates we’re friendly.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Doug Barnes, Dublin<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hi guys,Come and say hello! You have already made our mistakes ages ago, come and tip us off and save us a lot more grief!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Mike Bell, Eire<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello. Contact our eternal father, who sent his only son jesus to our planet and he will explain all.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Alice Rook, Cleveland<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Greetings from the 3td planet orbiting the big Ball of Fire. (a^2 + b^2 = c^2)(y = mx + b)(V = 4\/3(pi)(r^3)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Mr Kelvin Bierton, Telford<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Do you have crop circles on your planet ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chris, Brisbane, Australia<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dear Starlings, my inconsiderate neighbours’ all night partying and littering is intolerable. Please come and take them away. I’m confident that they would prove worthy experimental subjects and would help you understand just how easily we Earthlings are able to poop on our own doorstep.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Phil Darling, Stowmarket<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hello friends. This is a warning. My race is made of many types of characters, most are fun and good. It’s the ones that arent that make it dangerous for you. Give us a miss until we learn.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Georgios Mastrogiannis, Athens<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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What part does love have in your life?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Suzanne Rosen, Chigwell, Essex<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Greetings from the pupils of GGSK College, Chigwell, Essex.\u00a0\u00a0Why don’t you visit us one day – there is ample landing space for one spacecraft on the roof.\u00a0\u00a0Please come on Friday, when we have Channa and Puri\u00a0\u00a0for scool dinners.\u00a0\u00a0It is especially tasty.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The 50 were selected by a panel of Penguin judges together with Graham Southorn, Editor of BBC\u2019s Sky at Night Magazine. Each will receive a copy of Paul Davies book.<\/p>\n

Also of Interest<\/strong><\/p>\n

David Brin here <\/a>discusses SETI and particularly issues around transmitting TO the aliens<\/p>\n