Here’s something you can be getting on with when you should be working etc.
It’s actually a little experiment the missus has been running right under my nose. And a fine demonstration it is too, of the scientific principle of ‘DEHYDRATION’.
I’m sure you’ve already figured it out. Peel an ordinary apple, carve a face on it, put it in the fridge. Two weeks later – Mr Evil Applehead.
Enjoy!