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How would you break the ‘eerie silence’ – WINNERS!

In February, I told you in this post about a competition sponsored by publishers Penguin UK together with National Science and Engineering Week, that asked YOU to suggest a message we might beam into space at the aliens.  The idea stemmed from Paul Davies’s new book ‘The Eerie Silence’ .

eerie silence jacket image

Paul Davies
Paul Davies

It turns out that nearly 1000 messages received from all over the world are, as of 2pm 12th March, winging their way across the cosmos in the direction of the Orion nebula, courtesy of BT’s Goonhilly Earth Station in Cornwall.   This was the first day of National Science and Engineering Week UK, and included The Big Bang event at Manchester Central Conference Centre.  Joining the event, astrophysicist author Davies said:

From time to time, humans have deliberately beamed powerful messages into space to attract the attention of any cosmic company. On Friday, a big radio dish in Cornwall will do just that, conveying a selection of messages from earthlings to anyone who cares to listen. The messages will be directed towards the Orion nebula, a stellar nursery that would be an attractive location for an advanced alien community with astro-engineering prowess. It will take over 1,200 years for the messages to arrive, travelling at the speed of light, and I for one won’t be around to receive any reply. But the purpose of the exercise is not so much to establish a dialogue with ET. Rather, it is to get young people to reflect on some deep issues, such as whether or not we are alone in the vastness of space, what is mankind’s place in the universe, and why after 50 years of patient listening SETI astronomers are greeted by only an eerie silence?  What is more, it is a bit of fun.”

And now the really interesting bit.  These are the top 50 winning entries.

What have we said……..!

(Actually, scanning through these, I think we’re safe from invasion – malevolent or otherwise ;-))

Andrew Glester, Manchester

If you’ve been watching our television broadcasts, I’d like to apologise for everything before and after Carl Sagan’s Cosmos.

Karen Zold, Nailsea

Beautiful blue planet, teeming with life located on the edge of the Milky Way.  Fantastic views of the Andromeda Galaxy and beyond into infinity.  Perhaps the best location in the Universe ?1 Trillion Trillion Trillion Trillion ONO. Must be prepared to look after current resident flora and fauna

Jill Dawson, Isle of Man

My Dad has told me for 43 years I was left behind by an alien spaceship so to all my relatives out there PLEASE CALL ROUND FOR COFFEE I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP!!

Linda Irwin, McCall, ID, USA

We are energy of the creationist kind incarnated into carbon based bodies.  We have always been here since energy is only changed, never destroyed.  Who and where are you?

Martijn van vugt, Delft, Netherlands

Hilarious isn’t it? Wait till you see how we run our rock. Definitely worth the visit. Are you on MyOuterSpace, by the way?

Dennis Treleaven, London

Please get in touch and if you could confirm that the universe was not created by god it would answer a lot of arguements down here.

Robin Goos, Stockholm

Requesting interference from other species / civilizations. We could use some excitement.

Laura Pritchard, Kidlington

Probably best you don’t watch our films ET, Independence Day or Mars Attacks before making contact with us….

Natalie Smith, Bristol

Planet earth – thought it was light years ahead but recently collapsed into  banking black hole, seeks super star for sharing Milky Way, Mars and universal travel.

Ernest Long, Ireland

NO MISSIONARIES PLEASE

Chris Bergoch, Los Angeles

Hello.  Your work in our crop fields intrigues me. I would love to know how you do it!  Also, why be so mysterious?  Why not come down and say hello?  We’d love to meet you and become friends!

Mrs Munro, Nottingham

Did you think YOU were alone in the universe?!

John Tingay, Sheffield

Please send us photos of your celebrities.

Andrew Brown, Canmore, Alberta

For sale or trade: Several billion tonnes of carbon dioxide. All reasonable offers considered! Must pick up, can not ship.

Tomi Vollauschek, London

Please move on. Nothing to see here.

Amaral, Rio de Janeiro

Just observe. Keep away. This is a dangerous zone. Our divine entity is called Money. The people here may even  kill for their

deity. Do not try to understand.

John Moore, Poole

Help Wanted! Cleaners, caretakers and peacemakers required for extremely dirty and severely damaged planet.Honesty and integrity a must.We are a equal opportunitys’ employer, applicants of any shape or form will be considered.Blue Earth Agency or uww//earth.cos

Andrea Smith, Brighton

Can I have my frisbee back please?

Nicola, Birmingham

My name is Nicola and I am 11. Is anybody in space? Is anyone going to reply to me, because I am reallly interested in life in space.

David Risser, Chicago

We Taste Bad !

Deborah Hubbard, Pretoria

Hello, dear aliens. We tend to believe that we’re pretty bright and you’re weird, but I reckon it’s the other way around. Please pop in any time so we can find out. Come for coffee  we do that rather well.

Pete Marshall, Westcliff on sea

4 4 2, whats your favoured formation?

Vicky Haining, Northampton

Hi! If there’s anyone out there, feel free to come and visit, we don’t bite! Do you?!

Helen Cooper, Loughton

You aliens have the best fashion sense, green is ‘so in’ at the moment and those huge eyes are a fabulous look!

Will, Washington DC

01111001011011110111010100100000 01100001011100100110010100100000 01101110011011110111010000100000 0110000101101100011011110110111001100101

( this binary number translates as “you are not alone”..)

Reg Hewitt, Exeter

Hello and welcome to Planet Earth. In order to help you with your invasion you now have two options. If you want to make our world a better place, choose “1″; to follow the precedent of our current leader choose “hash”.”

Gary Hall, Dagenham

Sorry to drop this on you, but we’ve kinda wrecked our planet. Any chance we could come live with you? We’ve got beer…?

Martin Smith, Brighton

Vacancies for Traffic Wardens.  We are an equal opportunities employer.  Any life form may apply.  Reply to Human/inhuman Resources stating age (to nearest 1000 Earth years), carbon footprint and any special dietary or respiratory requirements (methane kits available).

Gordon McGuire, Wotton-Under-Edge

Hi.  Could I have a 9 inch meat feast, a margherita, 2 garlic breads and a bottle of diet coke; thanks.  Bye the way, is it still free delivery within 10 billion miles?

John Waite, Preston

Two thousand years ago, we had a very enlightening visit from the Creator’s Son. Has he been to visit you yet?

Sue Coggin, Hull

What should I pack?

James England, Walton-on-Thames

I’ve checked google maps but can’t find you. Where are you?

Steve Simpson, Arlington, Texas

Hello from earth! Should you seek our planet in order to find a new home because of excessive pollution on yours, go back. If you had to manipulate your craft around the space junk, that should tell you something about how we live!

Ann Barry, Usk, South Wales

What’s occurring up there? If you’re late again, dinner’s going in the dog, and I can’t deny it, that other lot don’t look too friendly from by yer.

Eric Rush, Bromley

PLANET for Sale. Water and some other resources Sun still works comes with moon. Could be used for spare parts.

Gavin Counahan, Eastbourne

OK fess up. What have you done with Elvis?

Andy Cain, Sheffield

Do you still have Neil Armstrongs golfball up there and if so can we have it back ?

Seema Kurup, Elgin

Hello! If you’re planning to visit our planet, please know you will need to remove all metal from your person, take your shoes off and submit to a full body scan, carry all liquids/gels/aerosols in clear plastic bottles no bigger than 3.4 oz,  surrender all cigarette lighters and batteries, pack all jams and jellies (but pies can be carried on) …oh yes, Welcome to the Earth!

Thomas K, Abu Dhabi

MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR HELP IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD 5, 000,000.00) TO A TRUSTED BANK ON YOUR PLANET.

Shawn Roberts, Sydney

MAYDAY MAYDAY ,,Celestial vessel Earth,Taking on water fast! ,require immediate assistance,,over.

Austin Lewis, Normal, IL

Hello.  My name is Austin Lewis, and I’m an artist.  Here, artists depict things as they are, or as they seem to the artist.  Sometimes we depict things that don’t exist.  What is art where you come from?

Solange Thomas, London

My message will include a group of prime numbers, and a binary code that, when stacked properly, shows a picture of a man waving, our planet location in our solar system, and a strand of DNA. I think the wave will indicates we’re friendly.

Doug Barnes, Dublin

Hi guys,Come and say hello! You have already made our mistakes ages ago, come and tip us off and save us a lot more grief!

Mike Bell, Eire

Hello. Contact our eternal father, who sent his only son jesus to our planet and he will explain all.

Alice Rook, Cleveland

Greetings from the 3td planet orbiting the big Ball of Fire. (a^2 + b^2 = c^2)(y = mx + b)(V = 4/3(pi)(r^3)

Mr Kelvin Bierton, Telford

Do you have crop circles on your planet ?

Chris, Brisbane, Australia

Dear Starlings, my inconsiderate neighbours’ all night partying and littering is intolerable. Please come and take them away. I’m confident that they would prove worthy experimental subjects and would help you understand just how easily we Earthlings are able to poop on our own doorstep.

Phil Darling, Stowmarket

Hello friends. This is a warning. My race is made of many types of characters, most are fun and good. It’s the ones that arent that make it dangerous for you. Give us a miss until we learn.

Georgios Mastrogiannis, Athens

What part does love have in your life?

Suzanne Rosen, Chigwell, Essex

Greetings from the pupils of GGSK College, Chigwell, Essex.  Why don’t you visit us one day – there is ample landing space for one spacecraft on the roof.  Please come on Friday, when we have Channa and Puri  for scool dinners.  It is especially tasty.

The 50 were selected by a panel of Penguin judges together with Graham Southorn, Editor of BBC’s Sky at Night Magazine. Each will receive a copy of Paul Davies book.

Also of Interest

David Brin here discusses SETI and particularly issues around transmitting TO the aliens

How would you ‘Break the Eerie Silence’ ?

Update 15th March – I’ve posted the top 50 winning messages HERE.

Update 13th March – Competition results. For those of you checking back for the 12th March winning messages, they don’t seem to have appeared yet.  Another eerie silence if you like. Watch this space.

It’s been a spacey couple of weeks here at Zoonomian.   What with the Royal Society’s meeting on astrobiology and the search for extra-terrestrial life (SETI), rapping ET-style, and a return to the Buck Rogers era.   And we’re not finished yet.

eerie silence jacket image

You might remember one of the speakers at the Royal Society event was physicist Paul Davies, who also has a new book coming out, The Eerie Silence: Are we alone in the Universe?.

I’ll be writing a full review of Eerie Silence in due course, but meantime you might want to take part in what looks like a fun competition, launched today by publishers Penguin UK together with National Science and Engineering Week.

They’re asking the question:

Is there anybody out there? What would you say if you could send a message into space?

Would you say hello, ask the meaning of life, share an insight or just complain about the weather?

As the organisers say, this is a rare opportunity to beam up to  5000 messages into space to celebrate the 50th anniversary of SETI, the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence, which is the subject of Davies’s book.

Paul Davies
Paul Davies

So get your thinking cap on, make your message funny, thoughtful or wise and do something extraordinary.

The best 50 messages, as chosen by a judging committee, will be posted at the Penguin website and also here on Zoonomian on 12 March, the first day of National Science and Engineering Week 2010 and in the national media. Winning entrants’ names and home location, only, may be credited at the foot of each message. In addition, the 50 winning entrants will each receive a copy of “The Eerie Silence: Are we Alone in the Universe?” by Paul Davies.

To send a message of no more than 40 words, simply go to www.penguin.co.uk/eeriesilence and enter your message.

Entries  will be accepted between 8th – 28th February 2010.

Winners notified on 3 March and the 50 winning entries will go public on 12 March 2010. For full details and Terms and Conditions, see the website.